6x07, Family Matters
Sometimes I wish I could say the words.
Wish I knew how to let you in.
How to hurt you back.
How to make you stay.
How to say goodbye...
For Noelle ♥
8x10, Torn and Frayed
Rule#1 If I could have birthed you, we are never having sex. Ever.
Rule#2 If you dated one of my girlfriends we are never having sex or dating ever. You are off limits.
Rule #3 Do not date co-workers
Rule #4 Do not date blue eyed men; they can not be trusted
Rule #5 Do not date Actors
Rule #7 Do not date married men unless they are married to you
Rule #8 If I could have birthed you, I can call you kiddo
Rule #9 Do not date men who have had more than 4 wives (See Rule #5)
Rule #10 Do not date anyone who looks at their phone more than they look at YOU